Wednesday, 11 February 2009

A heartwarming comedy that you and your family will want to enjoy again and again.

I have predicted The End. I'm not talking about that My Chemical Romance song that sounds exactly the same as Five Years by David Bowie (seriously, I don't know why they haven't been sued for that. And on the subject of MCR, their new song is balls, when you cover a Bob Dylan song you should add something unique to it, not just distort the guitars and throw in a guitar solo). I'm talking about The End of All Things. On Facebook.

As anyone that I know with a Facebook account will have probably gathered, the Trolls have been getting their due revenge on the douchebags that inhabit Facebook. Although most of the time they just attack the innocent bystanders that inhabit Facebook. In any case, the trolling has come on strong, and is slowly moving towards an e-penis battle between Internet Tough Guys. So, this is how The End of All Things (on Facebook) will occur. Simply put, some serious beef will go down, possibly causing Facebook to collapse on itself. At the very least, friendships will be destroyed and dignities will be torn to shreds. This will all happen within the next few weeks. Stay tuned.


World War IV might be fought with sticks and stones, but World War III is being fought with provoking text and pictures of cats.

P.S. The most likely cause of The End of All Things (on Facebook) is actually the fact you can now "Like" ANYTHING YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS DO.

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