Moneypenny, grab your innuendos, we're going shopping.

Doosh.

Doosh.

Doosh!

DOOSH!

Those were the words that escaped my mouth as I grabbed four DVDs from HMV that were on the cheap. I got No Country For Old Men for £4, Cloverfield for £5, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street for £5 and The Green Mile for £3. I think I'm the only person on the planet who hasn't seen The Green Mile. But that will be fixed shortly. Well, it might be fixed shortly. It is three hours long, and I don't want to stay up that late tonight, to be honest. No, I'm not being a pussy.

But how did I buy these DVDs? Wherever did I find the money that I was so desperately lacking just days before? Well, I got it from Christmas and birthday money. Obviously (although, to be fair, getting at least £17 in the space of a few days isn't that much of a surreal occurance). Which gracefully brings me onto the subject of what I got for Christmas. What did I get for Christmas? A brand, spanking-new laptop, for which I can't be bothered to list specifications. I will point out that it uses Vista, but hey, it's still a laptop. A laptop that I am currently writing this very blog on. It makes me feel more like a writer. I'm supposed to be writing blogs on a laptop.

It's going to feel pretty crazy writing blogs on a desktop from now on, just like that time that cheese guy did stuff.



I've personally never had any trouble putting my laptop on a desk. Sometimes, it's just more comfortable that way, as it can cause discomfort and unwanted heat to your lap. And it can't be that good for your balls, either. So, if I were to put my laptop on a desk, would it then become a desktop? This can be taken in two ways. Either:

a) whatever you put your laptop on top of will affect what you actually call the hardware, for example, putting it on a desktop would change the name to 'desktop', putting it on a chair would change the name to 'chairtop', putting it on a cat would change the name to 'cattop'...you get the idea. Or...

b) if you put a laptop on a desk, it will change its shape and capabilities and literally become a desktop computer.

I was going to take this somewhere, then I forgot why the hell I even started talking about this whole laptop thing. Probably because my balls are getting hot.