Butters hasn't danced since the tragedy.

Sometimes, I wish I spoke with a Russian accent. A thick but decipherable Russian accent. I can't think of an example of someone who speaks like this, but I can hear it in my head. And I'm sure you can hear it too. I would get laid so much.

I Hope I'm Not Fat When I'm Old
The age, the age.
It's getting moar and MOAR.
Turn the page, days and days.
Grey hairs galore.

I don't mind going grey.
As long as I don't start wasting my time
Watching repeats of wildlife shows.
They seem to do that a lot.

I don't mind getting shorter
I'm okay with that.
But they all seem to get port-er
And by that I mean fat.

God, I hate old people.
Except the ones that give me money.
When I'm an old man,
I'll get an elderly Xzibit to Pimp My Mobility Scooter.